Once, I was drinking. It was last fall, so it was still warm outside.
We have some trees by our house, and I decided to go “exploring.” I found a toad.
Obviously, I picked it up.
I carried it upstairs to show my friends who were also drinking.
We were all very excited. Then the toad got nervous and ….
It pissed all over my hands. I threw it down and ran away.
I thought you should know. Don’t pick up toads.