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My roommates and I have had a long-standing fascination with strange porn. Weird story lines, goofy dialogue, weird situations, and so on and so forth. One roommate in particular brought out this obsession in the rest of us.

We now have a little thing going, where we always share the ridiculous porn that we find. I have stories.

One time, and by one time I mean I don’t even know how many times, drag queens gathered around one single computer to watch gay porn. And by drag queens I mean drag queens, but also countless other gay men. I usually stay away. Too many balls freak me out.

Once, I found a ridiculous porn (series) called “Lesbian Strap-on Battle” … Basically, two or three women “wrestle” and then the winner fucks the other with a strap-on. It’s classy shit and always leads to giggles and/or tears, depending on the gender and sexual orientation of the person watching.

Our long-standing favorite, however, is a classic. Based on Dicken’s “Oliver Twist” this lovely gay porn is called “Oliver Twink” …. I’ll leave most of it to your imagination, but let me just say that one scene entails dishing out porridge. Oliver Twink says to the porridge distributor “Please sir, I want some more” … the porridge man responds “More? MORE? I’ll give you more!!!” and then proceeds to spank Oliver Twink with the ladle. All around classy.

Best porns you’ve seen? Worst? I want to know!

 

PS – I recently learned that there is a large amount of Bart Simpson porn

PPS – Remember the internet rule … if you can think of it, a porn exists of it.

 

Happy watching,

BDOC