Ok, so I’m trying this new thing called “Five Question Friday”
It’s real simple. They ask 5 questions, and I answer them. Every Friday.
1. What is your favorite sign of spring?
Does day drinking count? Like, for realsies. I look forward to the warm weather and sunshine of spring so that I can play beer pong outside, and day drink!
2. What was your best birthday ever?
Hm. I don’t really remember the last few, because they just consisted of getting drunk. A great birthday memory is 3 years ago, for my 18th birthday, my friend and I had birthdays very close to one another. We bought a chocolate peanut butter ice cream cake from cold stone and ate the whole thing by ourselves. I’m drooling now, please excuse me while I go wipe my face off.
3. What is your favorite dessert?
See above …
No, just kidding. Ok, I’m a chocoholic.
I’m actually a really big fan of buying an expensive bar of nice dark chocolate and just having one or two pieces every once in a while. Drooling again …
4. What is the best excuse you’ve ever used to get out of a ticket?
Um, I’ve never been given a ticket. Well, one time I wrecked my car and I should have probably gotten a ticket, but I cried so there was no ticket. Although it’s unclear whether I would have gotten one or not. That’s a boring story. Sorry.
Once I got pulled over after doing x, but I managed to not get in trouble!
5. Do you wake up before your alarm, with your alarm, or after hitting snooze several times?
Depends on the day, and the hangover. I’m often a big fan of snooze, particularly when my head feels like it’s going to explode. Or implode. Death, whichever way you look at it.